Saturday, August 28, 2010
To whom who concern
im sorry to say this. but this is me. the way i am. its up to me and i know what im doing. so please dont judge me in front of people. i want me just the way i am. im sorry if you don't like me the way i am. but i couldn't do anything just to complete your wish. i will find my will someday by my own. but not now. i ain't ready for that. i am still young. maybe there's some of my age can do that, but not me. people are different. they got their own perspective. and mine's too. im sorry it's fasting month, i would apologize to you as soon as i can. best regard, Teyha Azmi.
Chicken Rice Shop
i went for berbuka puasa with 3 ama 2009, at Giant chicken rice shop. and had super amazing fun alott. :)
after we break-fast, we lepak2 at secret recipe and J-Co doughnut. take pictures, talking and lot other stuff. :D hoope that we could do this again some other times! :)
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Dia
kenapa dgn diaa? pelik lah dia. kenapa dia layan aku mcm tuh? perlukah dia berkelakuan mcm tu kat aku? perlukah? i tak suruh pun. i tak paksa pun. aku tak ada niat pun. tapi kenapa? hmmm...
kau tanya aku, aku sayang kau tak? aku cakap aku sayang, tapi aku taknak. tapi aku sayang. lepas tu kau tak cakap apa-apa. aku tak berharap pun dengan kau. aku cuma sayang kau. aku tak sehina macam kau bayangkan.
konklusinyaa, ape kejadahnya aku tulis nii? ayt2 jiwang pulak. -.-'
btw, aku bergurau je. tak membawa maksud apapapun. :)
kau tanya aku, aku sayang kau tak? aku cakap aku sayang, tapi aku taknak. tapi aku sayang. lepas tu kau tak cakap apa-apa. aku tak berharap pun dengan kau. aku cuma sayang kau. aku tak sehina macam kau bayangkan.
konklusinyaa, ape kejadahnya aku tulis nii? ayt2 jiwang pulak. -.-'
btw, aku bergurau je. tak membawa maksud apapapun. :)
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Edward Tie
me, iffa and anita are officially addicted to edward tie. anita maybe Yaacob Itam laa. :P we talk alot about Edward Tie. Usha him every morning with his tie untie, his collar, ohhh, superbly charmingg. can't get our eyes off him! he's so HOT and makes us melt. like OHEMGEE! :DD
Friday, August 13, 2010
Exam
peperiksaan dah makin dekat. tapi rasa macam jauh lagi je. macam mana nak score?!
rasa macam dah penat jadi pelajar. 17 tahun dah bersekolah. dah penat. tunggu habis SPM tahun depan. lepas tu, masuk dunia luar. macam mana nak survive pulak?
apa-apa pun, peperiksaan tu penting. bukan BukuMuka. ;)
tapi, bagi kita BukuMuka lagi best. duduk rumah study memang bosan. semenjak dua menjak asyik study addmaths yang entah hape-hape. tapi seronok! :D
chemistry? physic? biology? adoi. susah nak masuk. biology okeyla. baca saja. :)
i'll do the best Miss Ong! takkan fail walaupun tak pernah fail. :)
rasa macam dah penat jadi pelajar. 17 tahun dah bersekolah. dah penat. tunggu habis SPM tahun depan. lepas tu, masuk dunia luar. macam mana nak survive pulak?
apa-apa pun, peperiksaan tu penting. bukan BukuMuka. ;)
tapi, bagi kita BukuMuka lagi best. duduk rumah study memang bosan. semenjak dua menjak asyik study addmaths yang entah hape-hape. tapi seronok! :D
chemistry? physic? biology? adoi. susah nak masuk. biology okeyla. baca saja. :)
i'll do the best Miss Ong! takkan fail walaupun tak pernah fail. :)
Choir. :)
ahh. had my choir practice today. even though its fasting month. and i almost lose my VOICE! we keep singing the song over and over again, again while we're standing up! :'(
the teacher make the song's music became Jazz music. it was super Awesome!! and we're like dancing while singing the song. :DD
the teacher make the song's music became Jazz music. it was super Awesome!! and we're like dancing while singing the song. :DD
Thursday, August 12, 2010
MBB babak sedih dari Legend of Condor Hero(MUST WATCH!)
this video is super damn funny stupid video! must watch. dont sit on a chair while watching this video. afraid you'll get hurt. :P
Ramadhan
uhh. maybe its time for me to speak a little bit of Malay's here. Rojakkan blog ini. ;)
anyway, Happy Fasting month for all the muslims out there. and dont cheat! :)
hope that you will have a wonderful fasting month! :D
anyway, Happy Fasting month for all the muslims out there. and dont cheat! :)
hope that you will have a wonderful fasting month! :D
Cory Monteith
So, here's the latest Heartthrob. Cory Monteith or i call him Finn. he's also super sexy hot. like abg Helme. when can i see him again eh? He's in Glee. :DD
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Eclipse
Edward Cullen season again. for me.
he's super hot is this scene. im loving it. i bought the DVD's and keep repeating the scene where at the mountain. during the fight. i am freaking love this photo. Edward is HOT and Bella's pretty :)
Edward's super HOT! isnt it Nitaa? you take Yaakob Hitam(Jacob Black). okay? fair and square. :P
Sunday, August 8, 2010
The Dog Island
This is a game called The Dog Island. totally addicted to this game! i mean look at the dog. they're superb cute! the mission is not that EASY!sometimes feels like giving up! but,NO! they're so cute! :DDD i played this game after breakfast until midnight(1.30am) non-stop yesterday! thanks to miss Nina!(csn) who successfully finish all the missions in this game. you rock!
Thursday, August 5, 2010
an unexpected accident.
GEMAS: Sungguh menyayat hati apabila seorang wanita yang dikejarkan ke hospital untuk melahirkan anak, maut selepas kereta dinaiki bersama suami dan seorang anak bertembung sebuah treler dalam kemalangan ngeri di Kilometer 9 Jalan Rompin-Gemas, dekat sini, semalam.
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 9.15 pagi itu, mangsa, Azian Abdul Wahab, 40, disahkan meninggal dunia sebaik tiba di Klinik Kesihatan Gemas, tidak lama selepas kemalangan.
Sebelum itu, Azian yang mengandung anak kelima dikatakan dikejarkan ke Hospital Kem Syed Sirajuddin di sini, oleh suaminya, Koperal Yusri Ahmad, 36, selepas mengadu sakit hendak bersalin.
Abang mangsa, Amran, 41, berkata adiknya dijangka bersalin pada 27 Julai lalu, tetapi berikutan tiada tanda-tanda mahu bersalin, pihak hospital menasihatkannya pulang berehat di rumah sebelum datang membuat pemeriksaan susulan pada Ahad depan.
“Bagaimanapun, semalam (kelmarin) adik saya mengadu sakit perut seperti hendak bersalin dan pagi ini (semalam) air ketubannya pecah menyebabkan dia terus dikejarkan ke hospital tentera oleh suaminya.
“Namun, dia tidak sempat melahirkan anak,” katanya.
Dalam kejadian itu, Proton Wira yang dinaiki mangsa bersama suaminya serta seorang anak lelaki mereka Mohd Ikram berusia setahun bertembung treler dari arah bertentangan ketika dalam perjalanan dari rumah mereka di Felda Palong 3, dekat sini.
Anak mangsa turut mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala, manakala suaminya patah paha kanan dan tangan kiri serta cedera di beberapa anggota badan lain.
Azian dikatakan mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala dan patah tulang rusuk kanan yang kemudian dipercayai tercucuk pada bayi dalam kandungan yang menyebabkannya gagal diselamatkan.
Amran berkata, walaupun sedih kehilangan seorang adik yang disayangi, dia sekeluarga reda dengan insiden berlaku dan menganggapnya sebagai suratan takdir.
Sementara itu, Ketua Polis Daerah Tampin, Superintendan Wooi Kooi Cheang berkata, sebaik tiba di tempat kejadian, kereta dipandu suami mangsa bertembung dengan sebuah treler dari arah bertentangan menyebabkan wanita itu, anak perempuan dan suaminya cedera parah.
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 9.15 pagi itu, mangsa, Azian Abdul Wahab, 40, disahkan meninggal dunia sebaik tiba di Klinik Kesihatan Gemas, tidak lama selepas kemalangan.
Sebelum itu, Azian yang mengandung anak kelima dikatakan dikejarkan ke Hospital Kem Syed Sirajuddin di sini, oleh suaminya, Koperal Yusri Ahmad, 36, selepas mengadu sakit hendak bersalin.
Abang mangsa, Amran, 41, berkata adiknya dijangka bersalin pada 27 Julai lalu, tetapi berikutan tiada tanda-tanda mahu bersalin, pihak hospital menasihatkannya pulang berehat di rumah sebelum datang membuat pemeriksaan susulan pada Ahad depan.
“Bagaimanapun, semalam (kelmarin) adik saya mengadu sakit perut seperti hendak bersalin dan pagi ini (semalam) air ketubannya pecah menyebabkan dia terus dikejarkan ke hospital tentera oleh suaminya.
“Namun, dia tidak sempat melahirkan anak,” katanya.
Dalam kejadian itu, Proton Wira yang dinaiki mangsa bersama suaminya serta seorang anak lelaki mereka Mohd Ikram berusia setahun bertembung treler dari arah bertentangan ketika dalam perjalanan dari rumah mereka di Felda Palong 3, dekat sini.
Anak mangsa turut mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala, manakala suaminya patah paha kanan dan tangan kiri serta cedera di beberapa anggota badan lain.
Azian dikatakan mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala dan patah tulang rusuk kanan yang kemudian dipercayai tercucuk pada bayi dalam kandungan yang menyebabkannya gagal diselamatkan.
Amran berkata, walaupun sedih kehilangan seorang adik yang disayangi, dia sekeluarga reda dengan insiden berlaku dan menganggapnya sebagai suratan takdir.
Sementara itu, Ketua Polis Daerah Tampin, Superintendan Wooi Kooi Cheang berkata, sebaik tiba di tempat kejadian, kereta dipandu suami mangsa bertembung dengan sebuah treler dari arah bertentangan menyebabkan wanita itu, anak perempuan dan suaminya cedera parah.
“Mangsa duduk di kerusi penumpang depan meninggal dunia tidak lama selepas itu,” katanya.
Beliau berkata, kemalangan dipercayai berlaku apabila treler berkenaan cuba memotong sebuah jentera berat yang berada di depannya lalu bertembung dengan kereta dinaiki mangsa.
Menurutnya, pemandu treler itu ditahan untuk siasatan lanjut bagi mengenal pasti punca sebenar kemalangan.
dipetik dari Harian Metro, 03/08/10.
as you can see, how bad was the accident. it was my aunt. :(
she was my closest aunt. she took good care of me when i was a baby.
i just didnt expected this thing could possibly happen to me.
i hope her husband will survive. let us pray for him. and Al-Fatihah for my aunt. :(
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 9.15 pagi itu, mangsa, Azian Abdul Wahab, 40, disahkan meninggal dunia sebaik tiba di Klinik Kesihatan Gemas, tidak lama selepas kemalangan.
Sebelum itu, Azian yang mengandung anak kelima dikatakan dikejarkan ke Hospital Kem Syed Sirajuddin di sini, oleh suaminya, Koperal Yusri Ahmad, 36, selepas mengadu sakit hendak bersalin.
Abang mangsa, Amran, 41, berkata adiknya dijangka bersalin pada 27 Julai lalu, tetapi berikutan tiada tanda-tanda mahu bersalin, pihak hospital menasihatkannya pulang berehat di rumah sebelum datang membuat pemeriksaan susulan pada Ahad depan.
“Bagaimanapun, semalam (kelmarin) adik saya mengadu sakit perut seperti hendak bersalin dan pagi ini (semalam) air ketubannya pecah menyebabkan dia terus dikejarkan ke hospital tentera oleh suaminya.
“Namun, dia tidak sempat melahirkan anak,” katanya.
Dalam kejadian itu, Proton Wira yang dinaiki mangsa bersama suaminya serta seorang anak lelaki mereka Mohd Ikram berusia setahun bertembung treler dari arah bertentangan ketika dalam perjalanan dari rumah mereka di Felda Palong 3, dekat sini.
Anak mangsa turut mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala, manakala suaminya patah paha kanan dan tangan kiri serta cedera di beberapa anggota badan lain.
Azian dikatakan mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala dan patah tulang rusuk kanan yang kemudian dipercayai tercucuk pada bayi dalam kandungan yang menyebabkannya gagal diselamatkan.
Amran berkata, walaupun sedih kehilangan seorang adik yang disayangi, dia sekeluarga reda dengan insiden berlaku dan menganggapnya sebagai suratan takdir.
Sementara itu, Ketua Polis Daerah Tampin, Superintendan Wooi Kooi Cheang berkata, sebaik tiba di tempat kejadian, kereta dipandu suami mangsa bertembung dengan sebuah treler dari arah bertentangan menyebabkan wanita itu, anak perempuan dan suaminya cedera parah.
Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 9.15 pagi itu, mangsa, Azian Abdul Wahab, 40, disahkan meninggal dunia sebaik tiba di Klinik Kesihatan Gemas, tidak lama selepas kemalangan.
Sebelum itu, Azian yang mengandung anak kelima dikatakan dikejarkan ke Hospital Kem Syed Sirajuddin di sini, oleh suaminya, Koperal Yusri Ahmad, 36, selepas mengadu sakit hendak bersalin.
Abang mangsa, Amran, 41, berkata adiknya dijangka bersalin pada 27 Julai lalu, tetapi berikutan tiada tanda-tanda mahu bersalin, pihak hospital menasihatkannya pulang berehat di rumah sebelum datang membuat pemeriksaan susulan pada Ahad depan.
“Bagaimanapun, semalam (kelmarin) adik saya mengadu sakit perut seperti hendak bersalin dan pagi ini (semalam) air ketubannya pecah menyebabkan dia terus dikejarkan ke hospital tentera oleh suaminya.
“Namun, dia tidak sempat melahirkan anak,” katanya.
Dalam kejadian itu, Proton Wira yang dinaiki mangsa bersama suaminya serta seorang anak lelaki mereka Mohd Ikram berusia setahun bertembung treler dari arah bertentangan ketika dalam perjalanan dari rumah mereka di Felda Palong 3, dekat sini.
Anak mangsa turut mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala, manakala suaminya patah paha kanan dan tangan kiri serta cedera di beberapa anggota badan lain.
Azian dikatakan mengalami kecederaan parah di kepala dan patah tulang rusuk kanan yang kemudian dipercayai tercucuk pada bayi dalam kandungan yang menyebabkannya gagal diselamatkan.
Amran berkata, walaupun sedih kehilangan seorang adik yang disayangi, dia sekeluarga reda dengan insiden berlaku dan menganggapnya sebagai suratan takdir.
Sementara itu, Ketua Polis Daerah Tampin, Superintendan Wooi Kooi Cheang berkata, sebaik tiba di tempat kejadian, kereta dipandu suami mangsa bertembung dengan sebuah treler dari arah bertentangan menyebabkan wanita itu, anak perempuan dan suaminya cedera parah.
“Mangsa duduk di kerusi penumpang depan meninggal dunia tidak lama selepas itu,” katanya.
Beliau berkata, kemalangan dipercayai berlaku apabila treler berkenaan cuba memotong sebuah jentera berat yang berada di depannya lalu bertembung dengan kereta dinaiki mangsa.
Menurutnya, pemandu treler itu ditahan untuk siasatan lanjut bagi mengenal pasti punca sebenar kemalangan.
dipetik dari Harian Metro, 03/08/10.
as you can see, how bad was the accident. it was my aunt. :(
she was my closest aunt. she took good care of me when i was a baby.
i just didnt expected this thing could possibly happen to me.
i hope her husband will survive. let us pray for him. and Al-Fatihah for my aunt. :(
Saturday, July 31, 2010
How to live a better life?
1. Accept Your Mistakes
You’re human. We, humans, are making mistakes. Accept what you did wrong and try to do better next time. No need to punish yourself forever. In fact, accepting your mistakes is the only way to make them disappear.
2. Accept Your Friends Mistakes
Maybe you got hurt by somebody. Happens. Just accept it and deal with it. People are making mistakes and if you can accept that for yourself, accept it for your friends too. In the end, all you need from them is their love.
3. Create A New Habit
We’re doing a lot of stuff on autopilot. Try to integrate in this category new things you want to attract into your life. Habits are powerful. Harness their energy for your own good. Start by creating a habit in 15 days.
4. Build Self Discipline
Don’t wait for other people to impose discipline on you. Start early. Create your own discipline. Although it sounds a little bit harsh, self discipline is a facilitator for many things in your life. It’s hard to get but great to have.
5. Keep A Journal
Write down you feelings, your ideas, your goals, your activity. Journaling is by far one of the most useful things I’ve done to change my life for the best. It works in such a silent, yet effective way. All you need is pen and paper.
6. Learn To Take Risks
Your life may be so boring and fade because… err, you made it like this? When was the last time your tried something really difficult? When was the last time you challenged the odds doing something risky? Do it now.
7. Be Better, Not Perfect
Striving too much for perfection will ruin your life. It will wipe out all those little imperfections which are making you… human. Being better, on the other side, is rewarding. Look back at the yesterday you and just say: I’m better!
8.Try Something New
Maybe you’re sad because you’re bored. Have you ever thought about that? Just reach out and try something completely new. Go for a challenge, learn a new sport, pick a different restaurant or go for a comedy movie (if you’re the drama type). Just try it.
9.Learn To Ignore
I think they should be teaching this one in schools. We’re so focused on so many topics and think we have to do so many stuff, that our life is literally clogged with stuff. It’s good to do stuff, but learning to ignore stuff is much better.
10.45. Stop Solving The Wrong Problems
You are not here to witness the bad things in your life. Nor the performance in itself. You are here to enjoy a journey. To become aware, To grow. So, stop solving the wrong problem and focus on what really matters.
You’re human. We, humans, are making mistakes. Accept what you did wrong and try to do better next time. No need to punish yourself forever. In fact, accepting your mistakes is the only way to make them disappear.
2. Accept Your Friends Mistakes
Maybe you got hurt by somebody. Happens. Just accept it and deal with it. People are making mistakes and if you can accept that for yourself, accept it for your friends too. In the end, all you need from them is their love.
3. Create A New Habit
We’re doing a lot of stuff on autopilot. Try to integrate in this category new things you want to attract into your life. Habits are powerful. Harness their energy for your own good. Start by creating a habit in 15 days.
4. Build Self Discipline
Don’t wait for other people to impose discipline on you. Start early. Create your own discipline. Although it sounds a little bit harsh, self discipline is a facilitator for many things in your life. It’s hard to get but great to have.
5. Keep A Journal
Write down you feelings, your ideas, your goals, your activity. Journaling is by far one of the most useful things I’ve done to change my life for the best. It works in such a silent, yet effective way. All you need is pen and paper.
6. Learn To Take Risks
Your life may be so boring and fade because… err, you made it like this? When was the last time your tried something really difficult? When was the last time you challenged the odds doing something risky? Do it now.
7. Be Better, Not Perfect
Striving too much for perfection will ruin your life. It will wipe out all those little imperfections which are making you… human. Being better, on the other side, is rewarding. Look back at the yesterday you and just say: I’m better!
8.Try Something New
Maybe you’re sad because you’re bored. Have you ever thought about that? Just reach out and try something completely new. Go for a challenge, learn a new sport, pick a different restaurant or go for a comedy movie (if you’re the drama type). Just try it.
9.Learn To Ignore
I think they should be teaching this one in schools. We’re so focused on so many topics and think we have to do so many stuff, that our life is literally clogged with stuff. It’s good to do stuff, but learning to ignore stuff is much better.
10.45. Stop Solving The Wrong Problems
You are not here to witness the bad things in your life. Nor the performance in itself. You are here to enjoy a journey. To become aware, To grow. So, stop solving the wrong problem and focus on what really matters.
Friday, July 30, 2010
Demons of Ignorance.
i dont mean this blog as my diary instead. btw, i read the newspaper last morning about 'no matter what happen he is still your father'
human beings thinking are all the same.
the article there said when we were 5 years old daddy knows everything. when we were 10, daddy knows alot, but then, when we are somewhere in teenagers age, we think that daddy knows nothing. and when we are 25, daddy knows a little bit, and then we are 45, 'i wish i could ask daddy'.
teenagers thought that they are right about everything. and thats what happened to me. i've been through all that at my age now. some teenagers are still didnt think out of the box. from there, i realize that all teenagers are stupid. they can't really think properly. :l
as the matter of fact, they are also dont realize their mistakes. i was upset, upset with it. i feel guilty. and i dont know what more stupid things im going to do next. because i did a lot of stupid things before that makes my parents really upset with it. i hope i could handle it.
and to all teenagers, please dont do anything from what your heart said. it will ruins everything. listen to your parents! they are more experienced people in life. if you dont believe it, you think, how old are they? and how OLD are you? they knows everything. :)
human beings thinking are all the same.
the article there said when we were 5 years old daddy knows everything. when we were 10, daddy knows alot, but then, when we are somewhere in teenagers age, we think that daddy knows nothing. and when we are 25, daddy knows a little bit, and then we are 45, 'i wish i could ask daddy'.
teenagers thought that they are right about everything. and thats what happened to me. i've been through all that at my age now. some teenagers are still didnt think out of the box. from there, i realize that all teenagers are stupid. they can't really think properly. :l
as the matter of fact, they are also dont realize their mistakes. i was upset, upset with it. i feel guilty. and i dont know what more stupid things im going to do next. because i did a lot of stupid things before that makes my parents really upset with it. i hope i could handle it.
and to all teenagers, please dont do anything from what your heart said. it will ruins everything. listen to your parents! they are more experienced people in life. if you dont believe it, you think, how old are they? and how OLD are you? they knows everything. :)
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Sweet Caroline
Where it began, I can't begin to know when
But then I know it's growing strong
Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo
And spring became the summer
Who'd believe you'd come along
Hands, touching hands, reaching out
Touching me, touching you
Oh, sweet Caroline
Good times never seem so good
I've been inclined to believe it never would
I really love this song since the first time i heard this song. :)
so peaceful. <3
GLEE
really addicted to glee! Cory Monteith.
love the songs! awesomeee. totally addictive. :)
thanks to Raja and Anita. Love u guys. the BOMB! ;)
love the songs! awesomeee. totally addictive. :)
thanks to Raja and Anita. Love u guys. the BOMB! ;)
Update.
its been a while since i didnt update this blog.
lot of things happenn.
-got a new little sister. Lydia Sofea. :)
-once got a crush on this guy, but damn, he's so ARROGANT!
-im rarely updating this blog.
-me and anita talks alot.
-my friends visiting my little sister. thanks for the present Iffa. :) we like it.
-koko day, maze house; AWESOME! ghost house(form 6) funny.
-4 aktif's student has been transferred to 5 bersih's. they got OUR class.
-hate it!
-met alot of annoying people. Luqman Mahfar. -.-'
-entered an audition for choir.
-sang dont stop believing, got the audition! im the school's choir team.
-and 'they're' joining. hate it. annoying. meluat. why? ;l
-need to talk? wtf?! confessing? she's really convincing.
-he had such quiet eyes. i did not realize. :P
-talk bahasa kelantan with Raja,Nadhir and Shey. FUNNY!
-im loving my friends.
-life's been kind to me these lately. thanks alot.
thanks. <3
lot of things happenn.
-got a new little sister. Lydia Sofea. :)
-once got a crush on this guy, but damn, he's so ARROGANT!
-im rarely updating this blog.
-me and anita talks alot.
-my friends visiting my little sister. thanks for the present Iffa. :) we like it.
-koko day, maze house; AWESOME! ghost house(form 6) funny.
-4 aktif's student has been transferred to 5 bersih's. they got OUR class.
-hate it!
-met alot of annoying people. Luqman Mahfar. -.-'
-entered an audition for choir.
-sang dont stop believing, got the audition! im the school's choir team.
-and 'they're' joining. hate it. annoying. meluat. why? ;l
-need to talk? wtf?! confessing? she's really convincing.
-he had such quiet eyes. i did not realize. :P
-talk bahasa kelantan with Raja,Nadhir and Shey. FUNNY!
-im loving my friends.
-life's been kind to me these lately. thanks alot.
thanks. <3
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
:DD
syafiq:Eh,apasal ko tersengih sengih ni???
Ali:Aku dah dapat anak.....
syafiq:Oh,alhamdulillah.kau dapat aak lelaki ke perempuan???
ali:tekalah kalau kau pandai.....
syafiq:Anak perempuan....
ali:salah,tekalah lagi..
syafiq:ni cornfirm dapat anak lelaki..
ali:Eh, betullah.macam mana kau dapat tahu anak aku lelaki ha???
syafiq:sungguh benak kawanku ini.....
ULAT BELUNCAS.
Ada tiga sahabat, satu kura2..satu lagi katak..yang last ulat gongok. Suatu hari kura2 mengundang dua temannya kerumahnya buat jamuan kecil2an. So.. mereka bertiga buat le pesta kecil di rumah kura2.
Setelah asyik borak, makan, minum and lain-lain... si katak berkata : "Eh..dari tadi rasanya ada macam benda yang kurang la..korang perasan tak?....Ha ... patut..la rokok dah abis....... "
Kura2: "Iya la..sorryla gua lupa lak standby satu ....beli jer kat warong depan tuh!"
Katak: "apsal aku plak......kau kan tuan rumah"
Kura2: "ye la.... tapi bertahun la korang nak menunggu....siapa lagi cepat "
Katak: "so kalau gitu mintak je ulat gongok tolong....
Kura2: "Oh iya ya.. ulat gongok tolong gi jap"Ulat
Gonggok: "aiya.....korang ajela"
Katak: "ala ..gi saja la kita orang dah undi kau"
Akhirnya si Ulat gongok pergi juga untuk membeli rokok. Si Katak dan Kura2 menunggu ......
Lima minit menunggu...si Ulat gongok tak tiba juga...10 minit..20 minit...satu jam...dan sampai tiga jam Ulat gongok masih taktimbul-timbul.
Katak: "Ulat gongok pegi mana hah tak sampai-sampai..?"
Kura2: "Iye la .. risau jugak, jom kita cari!" Katak: "Jom..!"
Bila jer kura2 buka pintu...Ulat gongok sudah pun berada di depan pintu.
Kura2: "Hah tu pon dia..!"
Katak: "...mana rokoknya..mulut aku dah kering sangat ni..?!"
Ulat Gonggok: "..apa rokok-rokok...aku jalan pon belom..!!"
Katak: " Haah tak bergerak lagi ...jadi dari tadi buat apa...?"
Ulat Gonggok: "Yeeeeeeeeelaaaaa..korang tak nampak ke ni...aku tak abis lagi PAKAI KASUT..!!!!!"
TOK BATIN
Seorang askar rejimen PPH berjumpa dengan Tok Batin. Mereka mula bersembang pasal makanan, dari makanan kampung sampailah ke makanan western. Tok Batin tu tak mengaku kalah, tiap-tiap makanan yang diceritakan oleh askar tu semuanya dia dah try.
Mula-mula cerita pasal KFC, "Tu shaya dah terai dah, shedap....." Lepas tu cerita pasal Pizza Hut, "Tu shaya dah terai dah, shedap....." Lepas tu MOS Burger, "Tu pun shaya dah terai dah, shedap....."
At this point, askar tu dah syak Tok Batin ni nak temberangkan dia. Dia nak mengenakan Tok Batin tu pulak. Askar tu tanya, "Tok Batin pernah makan kari kepala ikan ?". "Tu pun shaya dah terai dah, shedap....." Askar tu tanya lagi, "Tok Batin pernah makan kepala keretapi ?". "Tu pun shaya dah terai dah, shedap....."
Ali:Aku dah dapat anak.....
syafiq:Oh,alhamdulillah.kau dapat aak lelaki ke perempuan???
ali:tekalah kalau kau pandai.....
syafiq:Anak perempuan....
ali:salah,tekalah lagi..
syafiq:ni cornfirm dapat anak lelaki..
ali:Eh, betullah.macam mana kau dapat tahu anak aku lelaki ha???
syafiq:sungguh benak kawanku ini.....
ULAT BELUNCAS.
Ada tiga sahabat, satu kura2..satu lagi katak..yang last ulat gongok. Suatu hari kura2 mengundang dua temannya kerumahnya buat jamuan kecil2an. So.. mereka bertiga buat le pesta kecil di rumah kura2.
Setelah asyik borak, makan, minum and lain-lain... si katak berkata : "Eh..dari tadi rasanya ada macam benda yang kurang la..korang perasan tak?....Ha ... patut..la rokok dah abis....... "
Kura2: "Iya la..sorryla gua lupa lak standby satu ....beli jer kat warong depan tuh!"
Katak: "apsal aku plak......kau kan tuan rumah"
Kura2: "ye la.... tapi bertahun la korang nak menunggu....siapa lagi cepat "
Katak: "so kalau gitu mintak je ulat gongok tolong....
Kura2: "Oh iya ya.. ulat gongok tolong gi jap"Ulat
Gonggok: "aiya.....korang ajela"
Katak: "ala ..gi saja la kita orang dah undi kau"
Akhirnya si Ulat gongok pergi juga untuk membeli rokok. Si Katak dan Kura2 menunggu ......
Lima minit menunggu...si Ulat gongok tak tiba juga...10 minit..20 minit...satu jam...dan sampai tiga jam Ulat gongok masih taktimbul-timbul.
Katak: "Ulat gongok pegi mana hah tak sampai-sampai..?"
Kura2: "Iye la .. risau jugak, jom kita cari!" Katak: "Jom..!"
Bila jer kura2 buka pintu...Ulat gongok sudah pun berada di depan pintu.
Kura2: "Hah tu pon dia..!"
Katak: "...mana rokoknya..mulut aku dah kering sangat ni..?!"
Ulat Gonggok: "..apa rokok-rokok...aku jalan pon belom..!!"
Katak: " Haah tak bergerak lagi ...jadi dari tadi buat apa...?"
Ulat Gonggok: "Yeeeeeeeeelaaaaa..korang tak nampak ke ni...aku tak abis lagi PAKAI KASUT..!!!!!"
TOK BATIN
Seorang askar rejimen PPH berjumpa dengan Tok Batin. Mereka mula bersembang pasal makanan, dari makanan kampung sampailah ke makanan western. Tok Batin tu tak mengaku kalah, tiap-tiap makanan yang diceritakan oleh askar tu semuanya dia dah try.
Mula-mula cerita pasal KFC, "Tu shaya dah terai dah, shedap....." Lepas tu cerita pasal Pizza Hut, "Tu shaya dah terai dah, shedap....." Lepas tu MOS Burger, "Tu pun shaya dah terai dah, shedap....."
At this point, askar tu dah syak Tok Batin ni nak temberangkan dia. Dia nak mengenakan Tok Batin tu pulak. Askar tu tanya, "Tok Batin pernah makan kari kepala ikan ?". "Tu pun shaya dah terai dah, shedap....." Askar tu tanya lagi, "Tok Batin pernah makan kepala keretapi ?". "Tu pun shaya dah terai dah, shedap....."
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
hahaaaa!
Before Marriage.... ..
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP--
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP--
Friday, June 11, 2010
Updates?
oh god. i just dont know what to update in this blog. hmm
sometimes i got full crap ideas to update, but when it goes to typing at the new post,
woossshhh! it flew away. all saved in drafts. -__-'
well, my holiday is full of boredom. i just sit back and online.
i stay up all night and sleep the whole day. :)
sometimes youtube. :) not redtube. -__-'
i used to watch this stupid videos. its about two brothers doing crap videos. haha. must watch! :)
i just cant stop laughing watching the video! :D
arent they got other things to do besides doing this crap videoosss?! ahahaa.
well, some people. :)
and i really need to hang out with my friends. it has been a WHILE! D:
all got other plans besides hanging out with me. hehh. sometimes i just need to be more rational. hehee. btw, sorry for not updating about my camp story. i guess u already heard from other students who went for the camp. it was just exactly the same as i did at the camp. :)
well i guess thats all. will update soon. :)
sometimes i got full crap ideas to update, but when it goes to typing at the new post,
woossshhh! it flew away. all saved in drafts. -__-'
well, my holiday is full of boredom. i just sit back and online.
i stay up all night and sleep the whole day. :)
sometimes youtube. :) not redtube. -__-'
i used to watch this stupid videos. its about two brothers doing crap videos. haha. must watch! :)
i just cant stop laughing watching the video! :D
arent they got other things to do besides doing this crap videoosss?! ahahaa.
well, some people. :)
and i really need to hang out with my friends. it has been a WHILE! D:
all got other plans besides hanging out with me. hehh. sometimes i just need to be more rational. hehee. btw, sorry for not updating about my camp story. i guess u already heard from other students who went for the camp. it was just exactly the same as i did at the camp. :)
well i guess thats all. will update soon. :)
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