Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Hearing Aids

went to somewhere. saw an old lady just accidently dropped her hearing aid. i took it. i went to see her and this is what the conversation;

i said; hi mrs, i just stopped by to ask if you lost your hearing aid?


she said; What did you say, missy?


i said; your HEARING AID? is it lost??


she said; eh! speak up why dont cha?!


i said; did you lose your HEARING AID?!!


she said; what? you said i need to lose my HAIRY LEGS??!


i said; HEARING AID!! HEARING AID!!


she said; dont get fresh with me you ms. whippersnapper. my HAIRY LEGS are NONE OF YOUR
BEESWAX! NOW GET OFF MY PROPATEYY!

end of conversation. i was like um..never mind. :)

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